You're legally allowed to bite someone if they touch you while you're wearing this shirt.

Note: We cannot provide legal advice. We are comedians. 

Printed on the BELLA + CANVAS 6 oz. Heavyweight Unisex Tee: a perfect blend of classic comfort and contemporary styling. Features dropped shoulders and a relaxed, boxy silhouette. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.